Teacher Translator

What is the Teacher Translator?

Ever been in class, doing your best to pay attention, but the teacher just keeps rambling? Now you can turn those ramblings into your own entertainment!

Simply Whip out your iPhone and record what the teacher is saying, and within a few seconds of analysis, know what theyre really saying subconsciously.

*The Teacher Translator uses Subliminal Tonal Vibrations (STVs) that are present in everyones speech, even your Teacher’s. By interpreting the STVs via iPhone circuitry we can translate those STVs into English, and coming soon, other languages!

**This is just a novelty utility, but you can definitely fool your friends with it. When someone says "The iPhone does everything!...If only it were able to interpret my teacher’s intentions" You just show it to em and watch the astonishment in their eyes! Or at least watch them envy your iphone, since they dont have a Teacher Translator.

***This application requires the use of a microphone. iPhone is good to go, iPod touch requires an external mic. If you have either of these, youre good to go! Start translating!